there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
Benedict didn’t nominate Martin because he knew Martin would kung fu kick him in the ass.
BUT THINK ABOUT IT EVERYONE WAS LIKE OH I HOPE HE WEARS A WHITE T-SHIRT I HOPE HE’S SHIRTLESS I HOPE HE’S IN A SUITY AND HE GAVE US ALL THE OPTIONS OKAY
WE GOT NO SHIRT BATCH SUIT BATCH WET TSHIRT BATCH MOTORBIKE BATCH AND BATCH JUST BEING A STUPID DORK THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
I CAN’T GET OVER HOW DRAMATIC THIS REACTION IS
"oh look at me just casually doing a junket interview wHEN SUDDENLY NATURE AND ITS AMAZING POWER excuse me i must poem"
excuse me i must poem
why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?
because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction
if anything it sets the mood